In an effort to hedge fallout from the 51st state’s boycotting of our liquor, I am announcing the creation of a new drinking game here, in the internet’s very own version of Portland:
Every time someone comments “this time feels different”, “orange”, “project 2025”, “oligarch”, “post-war order” or “soft power”, TAKE A SHOT! Not only are you #resisting, you’re drinking to save America. Just remember not to mix liquor with your Xanax.
Also, if you haven’t already, sell everything immediately before Put!n invades Alaska. This time feels different (DRINK) than WW1, the Great Depression, WW2, etc etc. GET OUT NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN AND BUY GOLD.