Sell GOLD by Jun 5, 2025.

In an effort to hedge fallout from the 51st state’s boycotting of our liquor, I am announcing the creation of a new drinking game here, in the internet’s very own version of Portland: Every time someone comments “this time feels different”, “orange”, “project 2025”, “oligarch”, “post-war order” or “soft power”, TAKE A SHOT! Not only are you #resisting, you’re drinking to save America. Just remember not to mix liquor with your Xanax. Also, if you haven’t already, sell everything immediately …