Sell SPY by Mar 30, 2026.

#Redditors * April: [It’s Over. The Market Is Cooked. Hope You Enjoyed the Ride.](https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/1jrk43o/its_over_the_market_is_cooked_hope_you_enjoyed/) ⸺ [Suicide Hotline](https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/1jrmmdq/suicide_hotline/) * May: [The stock market will crash even further](https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/1jryzrw/the_stock_market_will_crash_even_further/) * June: [Why I am bearish on S&P and sitting tight on my puts](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/comments/1l6532i/why_i_am_bearish_on_sp_and_sitting_tight_on_my/) * July: [Are we facing a stock market crash in July? Trump’s “Section 899”](https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/1l3asmb/are_we_facing_a_stock_market_crash_in_july_trumps/) * August: [Do you expect a crash – August tariff deadline?](https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/1m2ijwp/do_you_expect_a_crash_august_tariff_deadline/) * September: [Anyone else getting that “September’s gonna punch us in the face” feeling?](https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/1m30bjk/anyone_else_getting_that_septembers_gonna_punch/) * …