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SMCI “New Position”

Updated my position for the reason the market is tanking and wasn’t going to get caught with near dated calls.

Microsoft CEO Admits That AI Is Generating Basically No Value

21K YOLO ON $HIMS - make me hard or make me poor

Oversold. That’s all you need to know. I think we found the bottom. You can either hope on this rocket ship or sit on the sidelines. See you on mars. 🚀

NASA Sets Coverage for Intuitive Machines’ Next Commercial Moon Launch - NASA

Watch list story time

Don't mind me, ordering a pizza and Eli Lilly weight loss drugs on my iPhone while watching TMF rip today. Position: Cucking WSB regards getting bent over and being drilled sans lube. Other positions: Cheeky little SMCI play based on 10k lodgement and YOLO long TMF (see second screenshot).

Huawei Improves AI Chip Production in Boost for China’s Tech Goals; Ascend Chips Reach Profitability

Bottom Fishing on $MSTR

BB YOLO + Puts

Earnings early April.

Consumer confidence pessimism about the future has returned.

The writings in the wall is not looking good fellas.