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Coming out of the closet today as a permabull
Pays to be gay? Find out next week
This will be 25k by next week!
110k in 1dte puts
spy puts
ain’t no WAY there’s a ceasefire. and no way there’s “going back to normal with no damage” puts two weeks out cuz this weekend gonna be crazy on the downturn
ADP: US private payrolls +62K vs +39K est in March. 58K of 62K in education and health services
Source: [https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/01/private-sector-hiring-totaled-62000-in-march-better-than-expected-adp-says.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/01/private-sector-hiring-totaled-62000-in-march-better-than-expected-adp-says.html) Private sector employment growth was a bit better than expected in March, but health care and construction continued to provide nearly all the momentum, payrolls processing company ADP reported Wednesday. Job growth totaled 62,000 for the month, down just 4,000 from February’s upwardly revised level but above the …
Iran War Live: Trump Says U.S. Campaign to Wind Down and Plans National Address
Per NYT: “President Trump said on Tuesday that the United States would wrap up its military campaign in Iran in two or three weeks and dismissed the closure of the Strait of Hormuz as a problem for other countries to resolve.” This is about to be the second biggest 🌮 …
265k Snap Leap YOLO
I bought Jan 2028 $5 leaps when the stock was $5 thinking it bottomed. I was sweating a bit this past week but I think today's activist news and the Iran war winding down will send this to the moon. Let's see what happens! https://preview.redd.it/ox1tzfcgjhsg1.png?width=1189&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef939ab0e062dc59350f3f8902801297ffcc882d
Nike Guides for Sales Declines Ahead as Turnaround Plan Hits Snags
The sneaker and athletic apparel company said turnaround efforts will continue to affect results