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AGI got me to even after 9 years
I finally did it! The light at the end of the tunnel wasn’t a train… it was the sun 😭
CVNA Downgrade
TLDR BofA Michael McGovern downgrades from buy to neutral, target to 360 from 400. Call based on stretched lower and middle income consumers. 2 year yield heading in unfavorable direction for financing. Consumer loan delinquency rates rising across auto, student loans, credit card and mortgages.
How to guarantee world peace - buy Puts on the S&P 500. It's foolproof.
I expect they'll reach a deal this week which will destroy all my positions.
JPMorgan warns Tesla stock could sink 60% in new note.
TLDR: JPMorgan slapped a $145 price target on TSLA (Sell rating), calling \~60% downside, after Tesla missed Q1 deliveries by \~7,600 units and built a 50,000-unit inventory surplus.
citrini’s huge balled analyst undercover trip through the strait
\*\*TL:DR\*\* 1. way more oil has been flowing through the strait since “day one” than the news and the AIS tracking system would have us believe. imo, the could cut the impending supply shock” substantially but wtf do i know? 2. analysts #3 has a big ‘ol set of balls. …