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$FISV Yolo - Earnings tomorrow
https://preview.redd.it/rvkxvikpl6zg1.png?width=452&format=png&auto=webp&s=39c6c5bca74f9efa00cd8c6caa30fc28d02e833f https://preview.redd.it/binmkn70m6zg1.png?width=518&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e49afe2c33b9f73bf785708ff354c3b290ceb5e I know im truly regarded!
Palantir Q1 revenue jumps 85% on booming US business
Palantir Technologies (PLTR) reported Q1 revenue and profit that topped analyst estimates, driven by surging sales to both commercial clients and the US government sector. The company’s revenue jumped 85% in the first three months of this year to $1.63 billion, beating the consensus estimate of $1.53 billion, according to …
FIG YOLO - 1M Position, 25% Short Interest, May 4th 2026, Earnings Next Week
Figma is too good of a product to still have 25% of the shares short, even after the move off the bottom. Earnings are next Thursday. I expect a beat and a reacceleration in revenue growth, driven by token sales from Figma Make. I think the market is underestimating this. …
AMZN: The real play people aren’t talking about enough here
You’re staring at one of the most important infrastructure companies on the planet and still pricing it like a slightly improved Walmart. AWS is the story. Not “part of the story.” The story. The entire internet runs on this thing. Startups, Fortune 500s, governments, half the garbage AI companies people …
Obvious Cat formation
Expect chaos and for something to be knocked off the table. Potentially even vomit in your shoe. Tipped ear suggests we are unlikely to see kitten formations.
$272,000 on $TEAM
After HOOD , AMD - I bring you MNDY
Thesis is very very simple.... * Cash on hand \~1.6 Billion * $750 million stock buyback still pending * Mcap today after the 7% uplift is 3.9 Bil * FCF \~280M Short stock relative at all times is \~12% Basically, you are getting a company who wants to buy their …
NVDA and ORCL YOLO - May the Fourth be with you! $10,000 each ending May 8th
Wish me luck!
MSTR 11K FD Yolo | 200C 60 Cons @ 1.79 Each
Hold past earnings? Yet bet. https://preview.redd.it/idgbztn4i5zg1.png?width=1090&format=png&auto=webp&s=7e1811368d39bf0eee54ed67fe203155c106bbbf
Ornamental gourds futures EOJ returns to set the record straight
u/theEmperorofjenks comes clean that it was all performance art… https://www.reddit.com/u/TheEmperorOfJenks/s/45KFp28HPn It was definitely fun to follow him for years. Good times were had by all. But unfortunately, it looks like his adventures in ornamental gourd futures, bee keeping, and clam digging were all exaggerated/performance art. Godspeed EOJ.