Boys, girls, and degenerates of all flavors, I present to you the **tendie machine of the future**: **Symbotic ($SYM)**—a company that’s about to automate everything except your bad financial decisions.
You know those boring jobs in warehouses? Yeah, $SYM is here to make sure robots do them instead. They're automating supply chains for **big-name whales** like Walmart and Target. Picture a warehouse full of little robotic autists zipping around, stacking boxes, and making Jeff Bezos sweat. Now imagine that happening **everywhere**. That's $SYM's future.
Why Invest you ask? Well, three main reasons.
1. Nobody, and I mean nobody on this sub is talking about it. **Its AI, its robotics**, its what we love, it's sexy and not a single post has been created about them. I am early, you are early, we are all early. Go on, search the subreddit, see if you can find anything recently.
2. Now, here’s where it gets spicy. You know a stock has potential when it’s already had **accounting errors** and **TWO tax fraud issues**. Classic. That’s the kind of chaos we love. If you think this will stop them, you must be new here. It’s not fraud; it’s *creative bookkeeping.* If you’re worried about numbers not adding up, congrats, you’re not WSB material. The best plays are the sketchiest ones. I mean, they got caught **twice**, but they’re still here. That means one thing: **they’re resilient.** This is like a phoenix rising from a pile of shredded tax forms
3. The financials are solid, according to my accounting roommate who is no longer an accountant. **54% YoY** revenue growth. **Almost profitable**. Strong customer base and over 10 billion in orders for the future. the best part? **Softbank backed**. Have I said enough?
**Closing argument**
Despite some small human errors within the financial department and getting a few numbers wrong, the product is there, the demand for it is there. And, need I not say one more goddamn time, its robotics and AI. **The revenue keeps growing and the comapny is only valued at $20B with $1.8B of revenue a year.** Its the opportunity to save your marriage, your house, and your kids. They dropped 40% last week cuz of an 'error', I can't see it not making back 20% of that in the next 3-6 months. You are early.
Position (im poor): 10k in stock, calls (im locked out of my trading account but it was something like exp feb $30 strike price.)
Edit: the stock is up 17% today idk what is going on, what have you guys done.