BTC down 2%, MSTR down 4%. Welcome to the shareholder dilution clinic where you'll learn how to ignore the flashing warning signs of shares sold ATM and how to develop diamond hands to get you through bond conversion redemptions that further dilute shareholder equity.
Special guests will include the Fan Bois, who will teach you how to ignore basic fundamentals and to worship a dotcom era clown that Wall St. shunned for 20 years.
The True Believers will hold a masterclass on how to HODL through endless dilution, chanting "laser eyes" while their equity evaporates. In the breakout session, you'll learn advanced coping strategies like blaming "FUD", market makers and short sellers whenever your shares go down.
For the grand finale, the Cult of the Clown will host a fireside chat titled: "In Debt We Trust: Leveraging Hope and Hype to Build an Empire." Free snacks include hopium, confirmation bias, and Kool-Aid.
If you like free money, short this thing at any retest of highs in the 3 month descending channel.