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Part 3 I convinced the wife buy crypto

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Aug 25, 2026 · 11:10

So after roughly a week of eating [stakes](https://reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/s/gdyMUUsVm0) AND [deserts](https://reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/s/AQ6iA1ei78) she finally decided to ask how those internet money works ! So like a good husband i explained her that she wouldn’t understand it, and then convinced her to just buy her own bag instead. Mainly so she’d stop supporting her boyfriend, who sold before the pump. we don’t talk about him.

She now own’s :
BTC with average : 78.940$
XMR: 440$
ERG: 0.26$

My genuine question is , how fast the “Super fast divorces” can be done AND can at least keep the dog?