**GAYMF is the most meme stock ever and none of us know what the company actually does**
Listen up, degenerates.
I did 0 hours of due diligence. I haven't read a 10-K. I don't know the CEO's name, or what the company makes or sells. I don't know if they even exist.
What I know is the ticker is **GAYMF**, and that's enough of a thesis for me.
**The bull case:**
* 📈 It's the only ticker you can read out loud at Thanksgiving and get kicked out *and* up 40% in the same week
* 🌈 Built-in marketing budget: $0. The ticker markets itself.
* 💎 Diamond hands? No. **Fabulous** hands.
* 🚀 Every Pride Month is basically a scheduled earnings catalyst that the SEC can't stop
* 🤝 My wife's boyfriend recommended it, and he hasn't been wrong yet
**The bear case:**
* My financial advisor read the ticker, looked at me for 11 seconds, and left the room. Didn't say a word.
**Position:** 3.400 shares, obviously. Cost basis is irrelevant because I'm never selling. I'm going to be buried with GAYMF.
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When my kids ask me what I did during the great market cycles of the 2020s, I'll look them dead in the eye and say: "I held GAYMF, son. I held it proudly."
To the moon, you beautiful MFs. 🚀🌈🦍
*This is not financial advice. I eat crayons.*