Trump Posted this: "Bought Intel $20, Now $95" — definitely just a lucky guess and not classified intelligence

Ah yes, nothing screams "working for the American people" quite like generating a picture of yourself aggressively day-trading in the Oval Office. For the record, official government ethics filings from earlier this year reveal he personally pocketed between $220M and $750M in Q1 2026 through perfectly-timed trades in companies like Nvidia, Palantir, and Boeing. "Hundreds of billions" might be an AI hallucination, but those quarter-billion-dollar personal profits are very real.