Very proud to have locked in a nearly $30% gain. I’m barred from trading in any IPO’s for 60 days but that’s ok. I’m gona buy a single bottle of Champaign to celebrate.
Posting this now because I somehow predict the market perfectly every time I invest and I am predicting a massive drop soon. Payday is Friday so buying Puts on Space X in prep for all the 70 year old janitors and cooks who are going to fully dump their shares they earned over the last 30 years.
Cheers