I just can't put my finger on it yet. *(sarcasm)* Well, on to the next one. This time my big-brain 5D-chess move will make me richer than.... what's his name again?
**Alternative self:** Elon.
**Me:** No, not that poor loser. The fat one with the orange face who's always manipulating the stock market.
**Alternative self:** Donald Trump.
**Me:** Yes, him.
