To all the Loss Porn - CASH GANG holding strong. still waiting for the dip

bought some random stocks just to watch them but never made a serious play. basically I'm sitting on "cash" (SGOV) waiting for "something to happen". collecting \~3.56% so like $3,500 a month right now. which at this point i feel is safer than whatever the hell is about to happen.

Flair is DD because based on my ignorant research i say short term this bitch going down.
EDIT: 7/23/26 didnt realize i was just like [Buffett hoarding cash](https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/stock-market-too-expensive-warren-buffett-cash-pile-1810174) haha 😁😏