Be honest. How many of you would STILL lose money even if you could time travel?

You have a time machine. You go back to 2008. You KNOW the crash is coming. You KNOW Tesla is about to do a 10,000% run. You know exactly when COVID hits.

You'd still find a way to panic sell at the bottom.

I built a game that actually tests this. Real historical stock data from 2000-2023, real prices, and you start with $10K trying to hit $1B. Turns out "just buy the dip bro" is a lot harder when the dip keeps dipping and the SEC is watching your suspiciously perfect trades.

Average player gets fired by Q3 for missing targets. The ones who survive that long usually get arrested for insider trading.

Consider it a training simulator for when one of you actually figures out time travel.