I'm convinced that if an asteroid were about to wipe out the planet, the S&P would somehow still rally to fresh all-time highs.
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Riddle me how the price of oil is near pre-war levels again?
Hopefully Tuesday's inflation figures save my puts, otherwise i'm switching to calls and taking you all down with me.
