I have checked my portfolio 40 times today and the number has not changed once

It's flat. It's been flat all day and I know it's flat. I still opened the app in line for coffee, opened it again at a red light, and I'll probably do it again before I finish typing this. There's no new info. BTC is doing the same thing it was doing when I woke up. Somewhere my brain decided that if I stop watching it'll dump out of pure spite. Ok, checked again while writing that. Still flat.