spaceX IPO is literally free money if you know what youre doing

SpaceX is the biggest IPO ever, Elon is a cunt, NASDAQ inclusion rule changes, low float... blah blah blah...

Doesn't matter cause we're all getting fucked out of the IPO allocation and it's going to rocket without us. I barely got anything. Fuck Robinhood.

Today is my Valhalla, I either become a legend or die

“DON'T BET AGAINST ELON”

\-sun tzu - rich people

DD:

Sum of parts analysis shows a fundamental value of at LEAST $1.75T. when you factor in the Elon factor, and the low float, it's worth at least double.

https://preview.redd.it/to8867fe2v6h1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=f377cebe44605fcfc4b5165210444338f774e16a

POSITIONS:

IPO allo: requested $180K from Robinhood, 

Actual fill: basically nothing

Polymarket: $272K on various strikes

Will trim positions as the day goes on

https://preview.redd.it/twj0c6fe2v6h1.png?width=493&format=png&auto=webp&s=4abc078573699656ed112380253d98915a3e3f13

I know it. You know it. Everyone knows it. This is going to be a generational run. 4% float (555M shares out of 13 BILLION), 30% of it handed straight to retail, and elon keeping 82% so insiders couldn't dump if they wanted to. every fund on earth needs space exposure and there's exactly one ticker. figma popped 250% and figma makes rectangles.

Rhis thing fucking makes rockets that explode and comes with the tesla austist while tesla itself sits at $1.6T selling a truck that can stop bullets

$2.4T close = $183 a share = a 36% pop. that's the whole bet. for a squeeze on the most hyped listing of all time

position recap: 183,657 YES on >$2.4T at 35.3¢ avg. down $10k as of last night, which is just the market handing me a better entry I didn't ask for.

I also own every strike from 1.8 to 3.2 like it's roulette and every number is spacex

above 2.4 I collect \~$437k.

above 3.2 it's $1.1M and I retire to boca chica

below 1.8 the dumpster behind the nasdaq has decent shade this time of year

Don't worry, I hedged my trade. In january I put $330 on "spacex will NOT ipo". current value: $10.33. hedging works, just be right.