The market will never go down again. Ever.
Seriously. I don’t know who still needs convincing, but the idea of stocks falling is basically obsolete.
“Stonks only go up” used to be a meme. Now it’s monetary policy.
Think about it.
The U.S. is buried under $40 trillion of debt, and interest payments are spiraling toward absurdity. There is only one solution left: print more money. Endless money.That means inflation is not a risk anymore. It is the operating system.And if dollars are being diluted forever, assets priced in dollars have only one direction to go. Stocks like PLTR and TSLA are not just companies anymore. They are inflation vehicles with ticker symbols. At this point, a permanent bear market is mathematically impossible. If stocks actually stayed down, the entire financial system would implode under its own leverage.
That is why every “crash” now lasts about six hours before another vertical V-shaped recovery appears out of nowhere.
This is not optimism. It is not even speculation.
It is the new law of the land:
The stock market cannot go down.