While you degenerates were nuking your accounts on weekly options, I discovered the ultimate infinite money glitch: employment.
Started with a $1 entry into $JOB six months ago. Kept averaging in every two weeks like a psychopath. No Lambo yet, but apparently “direct deposit” has insane fundamentals.
Portfolio is now up over $30k with consistent cash flow, healthcare benefits, and low volatility. Honestly feels manipulated.
No earnings calls. Just consistent capital injections from an institutional buyer known as “my employer.”
Six months later the position is worth over $30k. Steady upward chart. Daily recurring deposits. Even came with healthcare DLC and a 401(k) side quest.
