Read some boomer book on risk management over the weekend, so I decided to finally play it safe and diversify.
Here are my strict new portfolio rules:
• 100% of port into $AMZN.
My broker keeps sending me weird emails about "margin calls" and "basic math," but I'm pretty sure Robinhood is just glitching again.
You guys think my 100% portfolio weighting will beat the S&P?
If this goes tits up, my wife's boyfriend said he'll at least buy me a 4-for-4 at Wendy's. See you on the moon or behind the dumpster.
