What’s up, regards. I see all of you panicking over Iran, inflation, and whatever else the bears are crying about on CNN today. You guys are drawing triangles on charts trying to read tea leaves, but you’re missing the most bulletproof, leading macroeconomic indicator in human history.
# The Thesis:
SPY is mathematically programmed to hit $750 on exactly April 30th.
Why? Because **I’m Vietnamese, baby**. And what happened on April 30, 1975? Liberation Day. **30/4/75.**
https://preview.redd.it/s83v3uotnzvg1.jpg?width=1408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73a234765894da99c1b5f1a9563615203d0d2ac6
You really think this is a coincidence? 30/4 = 750. The market makers and Wall Street algos have been secretly pricing in the Fall of Saigon for decades. It is historic, undeniable destiny. Macro risks? Middle East tensions? J-Pow? Doesn't matter. You can’t fight fate. The ghosts of '75 are about to carry my portfolio straight to Valhalla.
Oh, and the rally doesn't stop there. By the end of May, SPY is hitting 800 just because freedom knows no bounds.
# The Play:
Monday morning, right at the opening bell, I am YOLOing $1,000 into SPY $750c for 5/1. I fully expect a casual 300x return on this play. When my broker calls to ask me about my risk tolerance, I'm just going to speak Vietnamese until they hang up.
Bears are unequivocally fuk. Get in on this now, or enjoy your double-shift behind the Wendy’s dumpster. 🍔🗑️
**Positions:** $1,000 in SPY $750 calls.
**TL;DR:** 30/4/75 = SPY 750. Calls on Vietnam. See you at the Lambo dealership.