Is the "TACO Trade" just legalized insider trading at this point? (Iran Threats & Market Volatility)

We just saw the "Trump Always Chickens Out" (TACO) pattern play out in the most extreme way possible....

The Threat: Tuesday morning, Trump posts on Truth Social that “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Oil spikes, S&P 500 futures tank, and the VIX screams....

The Pivot: 80 minutes before his own deadline, he announces a two-week ceasefire and the Strait of Hormuz reopens.....

The Profit: Markets immediately pull a 180. Crude drops 14%, Dow futures jump 900+ points......

This isn't just "negotiation." It’s creating artificial volatility. When the President can swing the global market by 2% in a single afternoon with a tweet.....knowing exactly when he plans to "ease" the tension.... the potential for front-running by people in the inner circle is massive. How are we supposed to price in "genocide threats" that evaporate by dinner time????

Is the TACO trade the new "Buy the Dip," or are we just watching the largest scale pump-and-dump in history?