Listen up, regards.
Tankers will be dodging Iranian sea mines like it's Mario Kart. They have stockpile of oilspill cleaning equipment.
Enter: Lamor ($LAMOR). #CL
The Bull Case:
\- Tanker hits a spicy mine or shot by missile.
\- Ocean turns black.
It is the ultimate hedge against geopolitical stupidity. As long as people keep playing Battleship with actual global shipping routes, Lamor’s tendie-printer will be massive and will go to mars and not moon. 🚀
Positions. 6000 shares bought today.
Disclaimer: I am an idiot living next to lamor factory. My portfolio is 420% badder decisions than your mom made. This is not financial advice.