https://imgur.com/a/w3edoMO
listen up regards
you know how every time this sub is screaming "SPY TO THE MOON" it tanks the next day? and when everyone's buying puts and crying about the end of western civilization, we rip 2%?
so i did what any reasonable person would do. i built a bot that reads your comments in the daily thread, figures out if you're all bullish or bearish, and then does the exact opposite.
WSB bullish? bot says PUTS.
WSB bearish? bot says CALLS.
it scrapes the daily/overnight/weekend threads, runs sentiment analysis on your unhinged comments, and spits out an inverse recommendation. it even tracks whether the inverse was RIGHT or WRONG against SPY each day.
day one: you guys were bullish. bot said puts. SPY closed red. bot 1, WSB 0.
it also has a cramer tracker because why not inverse him too
the dashboard updates live so you can watch in real time as the collective wisdom of 15 million people who learned about options last week gets faded by a raspberry pi sitting on my desk
this is not financial advice. the bot is literally betting against you. if that bothers you, maybe stop being wrong so much.
positions: long inverse WSB, short your portfolio
Runs on a pi
https://github.com/supercrossed/wsb
