Korean BBQ tendies are getting extra crispy — [KOSPI down](https://www.cnbc.com/2026/02/06/asia-markets-live-friday-today-nikkei-kospi-hang-seng-tech-sell-off.html) like it YOLO’d into 0DTE calls before footage of Powell in cuffs hit LindellTV. Asia saw Wall Street torch tech and immediately hit the sell button. All this while gold bugs are hugging their rocks, silver stackers are polishing coins for emotional support, and Bitcoin maxis are tweeting “zoom out” from their mom’s basement. Maybe I should have stuck with $WMT. Who's joining me at the Wendy's off 5th tonight?