Amusing title but serious post.
Whoever is responsible for the financial engineering at Tesla is extremely clever. The number of times this company should have inherited a Q is astonishing. I personally believe musk is using his own money and friends' money to buy the stock but that's speculation.
I am oddly bullish on this stock. If you look at Tesla its' really not a bad ground-up product. I keep looking for an autonomous vehicle to buy that's not a Tesla but I can't find one that's even close.
Many competitors are closing in which makes this a perfect time to pivot. Tesla is doing this with technology and financial engineering and I think it's going to work.
SpaceX is going to end up being like QE for Tesla so it can get its FSD in full taxi mode and Optimus (yeah maybe) robots into the real world.
I don't think this is a tech company, car company, rocket company, robot company, energy company. I think it's like Berkshire Hathaway if the managers did ayuasca while flying in a wing suit. It's a psychotic fund that's backed by moonshots and ketamine dreams.
With all this financial engineering genius, Tesla should be running the fed. It's like the antichrist and anti Jamie Dimon were given crayons and billions to go play in a giant sandbox full of space worms and dragons. Tesla is the metaverse that ZuckerMeta dreamed of building.