$150K+ in Snap, Upward Doggy Style Ghost Bull Formation, $10+ Breakout

This is why I'm buying Snapchat.

It all started with Aerodyne international. I watched Wulf of Wall Street and ever since then, stock has been going down.

I was thinking either it was because the stock was bad or because I wasn't Leonardo Davicni or Decaprio. Both are the same to me, but I think it's the latter. 

Either way, I started using the Snapchat dancing hotdog filter, and then it dawned on me. It wasn't the person that made Decpario cool. It was his girlfriends.

So I went to ask our Miranda Kerr, she said no. Coincidentally, the stock went down even more.

Maybe it wasn't meant to be? So I Dmed Sydney Sweeney. She laughed as I bought her bath water, but at least I had a shot. So stock went up.

Then, the government shutdown happened. I wanted to ask out Nancy Pelosi, but she wasn't at work anymore. So stock price went down.

I realized, maybe it had to do with my appearance. So I used the dog filter on myself, and I suddenly became attractive. Then I went to Google to confirm, but randomly saw a Ghost Bull on the images.

Bull means stock go up. Ghost means like Snapchat. And then it also had a halloween costume, and it's October now. That means this next two months is meant to be.

I'm peak attractiveness, Ghost Bull means the stars are aligned, and the next person I ask out will say yes and the stock price will go up.

For all those reasons, Snap will breakout above $10 and I bought $150k worth.