Making this post to stop the bull crap. This market is screwed up and I give up. I have a plan, but it's dumb (but hedged).

NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO INVEST THIS. DON'T FLIPPING ASK. STOP ASKING.

WHAT'S NOW KNOWN WAS KNOWN 3 DAYS AGO. WHATS UNKNOWN IS PRICED IN. WHAT'S NOTHING IS NOW IMPORTANT. WHATS IMPORTANT IS NOT.

Stop asking. No one knows anything. SCREW this market.

More importantly there is no market!

Can't remember a time when dozens of the biggest companies pulled guidance, GDP contracted on purpose, and then stocks flipping rise! America is an oligarchy to raise the value of those with money.

If you have any money. Invest. Now! Seriously. There might never be a drop again!

Look at my history. Its short but anti republican.

I'm now pro oligarchy to provide for my family. I have a few bucks. God forbid you don't. If you don't, you are screwed. Enjoy the future world.

Only hope I have is a prolonged bull trap. One last hope for democracy. I'm holding out until 5/31 for an inventory crash. If that doesn't crash stocks, Nothing will. Stay with me at your own rCalls!

Otherwise. Calls. Do calls. Calllls!

Nothing will make this market drop. My 8 years of education, 25 years of experience, and CFO and CEO history don't flipping matter. Nothing matters.

God bless America. Long live America. Sleep well America. What our parents died for is gone.