This entire sub seems to be buying puts, so I’m buying calls instead. Why? Because I’ve listened to you fucks too many times and lost more than $9k last year.
Anyways if you care for some more DD, there have been 5 insider trades over the past 6 months, including from the CFO and the board chair. All of them sold. Not a single purchase. Earnings is going to be shit, and Elon has taken a huge steamy dump on the company with his antics. So yea, it’s not looking good.
So me in my infinite wisdom decided to buy calls instead, and fuck it if I lose, I lose. At this point, this market is harder to navigate than a group chat with 69 unread messages so anything is possible. So, I got 2x 04/25 262.50 calls, cos I’m poor now.
Who knows? Maybe trump will make a surprise appearance and say that the government is buying 100,000 cybertrucks for military purposes or some shit and the stock will pop…stranger things have happened.