YOLO’d My Last $9,900 into TSLA Calls Before Close — 🥭 Just Gave Me Hope

Threw my last remaining money into 100 TSLA 295C expiring next Friday (Apr 17), literally 1 minute before close on Friday. Whole thing cost me $0.99 per contract — total $9,900. This is a full-blown YOLO, all-in, no seatbelt move.

Then… 🥭 drops a bombshell this weekend and announces phones, computers, and chips are exempt from the new tariffs. TSLA being a chip-hungry beast and heavily exposed to tech supply chains, I’m praying this gives it the juice to gap up hard on Monday.

Strike is 295, so I need a nice little rocket. Profit target is a clean 10x minimum — either I’m eating tendies or instant ramen for the foreseeable future.

Diamond hands until Friday or zero. Let’s f*cking print.