Just dropped another $22k on SPY $515 puts that expire Monday. No thoughts, just vibes.

Alright degenerates,
After flipping $20k into $40k yesterday and realizing I could’ve made $250k if I hadn’t sold like a responsible adult… I did the only logical thing: went back in, dumber and more confident than ever.

Current position:
107 SPY $515 puts, expiring 4/14 (yes, Monday. Because apparently we do that now?)
Cost basis: $2.21
SPY: Laughing in $534
Me: Down 7% and already refreshing the chart like it owes me money.

Why?
Because this market is too happy and I’m here to personally fix that.
Also because I saw a bird fly backwards this morning and took it as a bearish omen.

I don’t trade based on technicals. I trade based on spite, caffeine, and a complete disregard for risk management.

If SPY dumps, I retire Monday.
If not… well, McChickens are still 2 for $3 (unless that McEconomist shows up again).
Let’s ride.

God bless. Or don’t. It’s out of our hands now.