The Street: Takes a leasurely morning walk through the park, enjoying the fresh air. Walk, walk, walk, CLICK.... Looks down in horror.... "Holy f#$# I just stepped on a mother f$@!# landmine.....
Retail Investor: Also on a leasurely morning walk, happens to pass by...
The Street: Hey buddy, come over here for second! I'll give you $5 to help me fix this sprinkler head that won't stay down....see this big round thing I'm stepping on? Step on it with me to add some weight to it. Perfect thanks.
Retail Investor: K, now what?
The Street: Sprints away like Usain Bolt, yells out "Sorry dude, I'll call an ambulance to come pick up your remains in few hours (if I remember, I have a tee time at 10:00)!