YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics

Earlier in the week I posted a NVDA yolo and wimped out after 100% gains. I promised myself I would stay out of the market for the rest of the week and enjoy my earnings. That lasted about an hour until I was yoloing back and forth throwing away my gains like you’ve never seen. Then today I saw TSLA climbing 5% even after shitty delivery numbers and figured another yolo was worth a shot. All I need is this 5000% bagger and I might be able to earn my wife’s respect again! No whammies!