Platform Allowing for Set Limit Sells After Completion of Limit Buys (with an appearance by the Limpilators and Jerry Manerpubes)

So whether it's stocks or options or any derivative you make money from - and yes, stained panties are a derivative given the sick market for em' - but my more important and serious question is why have I not been able to find a where can one limit buy prices and then set it up so that a purchase is made at $100 for example for an option out of the money two dollars with strong IV and two days to close and then have that platform auto sale your buy at a pre-sale price or percentage increase in profit value so you can buy cheap all day and sell high (or medium as a best practice)?

I do not want to get into the RH forced selling of options that tend to go up at least enough time for someone to make money - especially on my Costco late options that then move like the Percolator from 2:45 p.m. to 2:59 p,m by enough money to fund my dinner parties. I find that setting very low purchase prices for puts and calls - like 5% drops in the old days would guarantee about a grand a month with little risk (because of my RSI chiefly based strategy but I didn't even know what that mean until he explained how it applied to my practice)

I have been involved in the market ever since the PtB wanted retail money in the market cuz those are managed - often by smart men and women and sometimes by Limpilators. So I'm a litigator and law professor Chicago and I am looking to learn from those who have participated in and studied the markets and hold thoughts from both perspectives (all are welcome though). I have friends here in Chico and I learn from going out with them and their cigar smoking buddies about their lifestyle and what is talking about is just different and, hey, all the more power to you for making an honest buck, but that sometimes leads to a question for more and more people: so, like Elon is always identified as the "Richest Man on Earth" as an almost tongue in cheek thing by now, the desire for more and more is something modestly built into our DNA but it is not to the degree that the sellers would have you believe. The 80s are returning.

SO - sorry about that digression; does anyone have platforms that do this automated trading without me having to build some twat? Thanks everyone, a best of health and happiness to your and your families.

Jerry Manderpubes