Buy BTC by Apr 25, 2028.

We spent years screaming "Institutional Adoption is coming!" like it was the Holy Grail. Now it’s 2026, the ETFs are overflowing, the SEC is finally playing ball, and Wall Street is balls deep in BTC. But is anyone else feeling like we traded our soul for a corporate green candle? **1. The "Volatility" is dying.** Remember when 20% swings in a day were standard? Now, with the big boys in the room, BTC feels more like a tech stock. Every …