Buy WEN by Sep 27, 2026.

Listen up, fellow degenerates. Every day we meme about Wendy’s. Every day someone ends up “working behind the dumpster” after a bad options play. But have we ever stopped to think about who is really there for us when our portfolios implode? Wendy’s. When our calls go to zero, Wendy’s is hiring. When our puts get steamrolled, Wendy’s still serves nuggets. When our wives leave us for their boyfriends, Wendy’s still has a 4 for $4. I propose we unite …