TSLA → $470.00 by May 22, 2026.

This week was pure chaos theater but I loved every second of it. Monday-Tuesday TSLA got flushed. $445 straight down to $416.80 on those “China sales collapse” headlines. Retail was melting down, red screens blazing. Instead… I’m grinning, layering short puts across the full fortress ($420–$450) and feasting on that juicy IV spike. Then Elon jumps on the plane to Beijing… *boom* 💥 — narrative does a full 180. Stock rips, clears the $437 pivot, and tags $451.98. I closed …