Buy RSPN by Aug 11, 2026.

In December 1916, a group of Russian nobles decided Rasputin had to die. They poisoned his wine. He drank it and asked for more. They shot him. He got up. They beat him, shot him again, and threw him into the frozen Neva River. The autopsy found water in his lungs. He was still alive when he hit the water. 110 years later, Vitalik tried to summon a blockchain oracle and got Rasputin instead. $RSPN is the result of that …