Buy META by Sep 21, 2026.

Just turned 21 years old btw, and this isn’t even remotely my whole net worth. Still sitting on a couple mil in Monero, but I’m going boating tomorrow, so hopefully nothing tragic and completely unavoidable happens… Anyway, my point is this is basically me YOLOing my entire dirty fiat stack. Most of these tendies were stolen from 🍔’s anyway, so if it GUHs to zero, it’s not that deep. Worst case scenario is Zuck cucks me… in that event, I …