Buy MSFT by Sep 1, 2026.

Listen up, degenerates. While the midwits cry about "AI model commoditization," they are missing a textbook corporate assassination. Microsoft is executing the exact same playbook on OpenAI and Claude that they used to completely destroy Slack. The first part began yesterday when they unveiled their new asthmatic LLMs. Best part? Wall Street is asleep at the wheel, and the stock is criminally cheap. # 1. The Slack vs. Teams Playbook (The Blueprint) In 2017, Slack was the Silicon Valley darling. …