Strong Buy SATS by Jun 2, 2026.

LISTEN UP YOU ABSOLUTE REGARDS SpaceX IPO at 1.8 TRILLION. One point eight. TRILLION. Book is oversubscribed to hell, retail getting table scraps, foreigners completely locked out. How does a smooth-brained autist like me get exposure? You don't. Unless you know the play. EchoStar ($SATS) owns 2.2% of SpaceX straight up from the spectrum deals. No bullshit. Math time retards: 2.2% of 1.8T = 39.6 BILLION in SpaceX equity. SATS has 289 million shares. 39.6B ÷ 289M = $137 per …