Sell SPY by Aug 23, 2026.

Regens, look at the big picture. Quantum computing is the future of computing and it is going to replace EVERYTHING currently on the market. iPhones? Obsolete. Nvidia GPUs? Garbage. Your wife’s boyfriend’s MacBook? Trash. I am officially stopping my boomer investments in SPY and Apple. My new strategy is foolproof: I am putting $5k on 100 different pre-IPO quantum startups. Statistically speaking, 99 of them can go completely bankrupt and burn to the ground, but if just *one* of them …