- Entry
- $424.10
- Final
- $519.74 +22.6%
- Target
- —
- Score
- -1.00
Only 5 times in my life a pigeon pooped on my right shoulder. Today I went out with my bro and I got s\*\*t on. I have 6 Amd long calls at 200$ and short calls at 200. So I am stuck unless the market goes down so I can slowly pay back my short calls. Every time a pigeon s\*\*t on my shoulder for the last 15 years, I made more money than needed and from somewhere unexpected. Hence …
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The market will turn red
· r/wallstreetbets
· May 17, 2026