Strong Sell SPY by May 10, 2026.

Hello fellow regards 🦍 While my wife’s boyfriend was at the kitchen table teaching her about “dollar cost averaging,” I was out back behind the Wendy’s on a MacBook Air with 8GB of RAM, building the dumbest financial visualization tool ever conceived by a man with negative sleep, a fuckload of Adderall, and access to TypeScript. Behold: **MARKET GALAXY** All 500 S&P 500 stocks rendered as glowing little space balls in a 3D galaxy, connected by supplier chains, news mentions, …