Buy ENPH by Jul 28, 2026.

ok so i just woke up and this is probably either the dumbest trade ever or the one where everyone pretends later it was obvious iran oil situation is doing iran oil situation things again and suddenly everyone remembers energy is not some boring background thing it is literally the thing that makes everything else exist oil gets weird for 5 minutes and markets start acting like victorian children coughing near a window and then on the other side you …