Buy GRPN by Apr 21, 2027.

**$GRPN (\~680MM US market cap)** Alright glue sniffers, I know you'd rather be buying 0DTEs on things you can't spell, but stay with me here and you might actually make a buck or two. **tldr** for those of you with the attention span of a gnat: Groupon has a $245M buyback authorized against a real tradeable float of \~19M shares, a 1.79% stake in a $10B private payments company that's carried on the books at nothing, a CEO who dropped …