RDDT → $300.00 by Dec 4, 2026.

**Charles Dickens here (tl;dr at the end):** *Thanksgiving 2026. Your electric car just auto-parked (still no flying cars, thanks Elon). Walking in, you hear uncle Dave's voice over the turkey: "This readit thing is amazing! Found out how to fix my garage door on the DIY subbit last week. Bought some shares at $300 when my buddy at Fidelity wouldn't shut up about it. Hey, weren't you always on this reddit site?"* The same RDDT that's now everyone's go-to for …