- Entry
- $190.15
- Final
- $303.75 +59.7%
- Target
- —
- Score
- +1.00
Listen up, you smooth-brained, tendie-chasing, wife’s-boyfriend simping fucks. If you’re ignoring GOOG and still long TSLA, you deserve the ~~portfolio~~ big red dildo that you have.🚀 **GOOG - like a wife on a Wednesday, she’s not going down.** Alphabet isn’t just Google anymore—it’s the tech overlord running your life, your ads, and the YouTube rabbit holes you waste your life in. 1. While you drool over ChatGPT, Google’s Gemini is out here printing real money while your wife drives away …
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GOOG vs TSLA: Money Spinner vs Monkeys
· r/wallstreetbets
· Feb 5, 2025